Adult SMS Collection - Part 2

A little boy askd a pregnant lady pointin her stomach " Wats tat ?"
Lady: dats my sweet baby. I luv him very much..
Little boy: " Den y d hell u ate him?"

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A baby boy & a baby gal are in a bathroom havin a bath.
Girl luks down at the boy and asks" can i paly with it?"
Boy: no way, you've already broken urs..

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A famous philosopher said:
A man who goes to sleep with

" Sex in mind"

wakes up with the

" solution in hand"

Gr8 ppl.. gr8 thots..

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Kissing at the top..

Holding at the middle..

Fire at the bottom..



wats it?






CIGARETTE!

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A man inserted his p*nis inside a cow milking machine & had a gr8 fun but couldn't remove it.
He read d manual & fainted..

It said: Auto release after 5 litres..!

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Adult proverb:

Spoken words n fallen sperms cannot b taken back once again!
Think n act wisely..

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A lady constable lost her panty. She took help of police dog.
she makes dog 2 smell her pussy. Dog ran away & came back wit p*nis of nite duty inspector...!

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