College SMSes

1.The best feeling in the world is when you think that your friend forgot u & suddenly you receive a message from your friend saying “I’m missing you so much”.
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2.College Golden rules: i) Be Quit in class becoz others r sleeping.
ii) Keep college clean, so stay out of it.
iii) Take bones 2 college. U’ll find Dogs in StaffRoom.
iv) Please take d books to college.since u can use it as pillow.
v) Don’t forget that u r a student, so don’t respect the teachers…!
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3.Typical Engineering Qn…
What is the solution for 2+2 ?Options:
a)4
b)Four
c)IV
d)4.0
Now u know y Engineers get arrears.