Santa-Banta-Sardar SMSes

Police: Stop.. Stop... Ur bike's headlight is not working !Santa: Move... Move... Brake is also not working...!!!
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Santa: Dr. said he wud hav me on my feet in 2 weeks.Banta: And did he succeed ?Santa: Yes, i had to sell my car to pay his bills !!!
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Sardar got a problem in his computer !Its showing a msg in d screen tat.." Error ! No keyboard found ! Press F1 for help "
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Two sardars went 2 loot a bank witout guns.. Still they looted..HOW..?Bank manager is also sardar. He told " No problem, I trust u .. U can show d gun tomoro.."
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Sir: Those who want 2 go 2 heaven, hands up !All but santa do so.Sir: Santa, don't u want 2 go ?Santa: My mom told me 2 come straight home.
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Sardar attended bio practical exam.Examiner: Tell d bird name by seeing leg.Sardar: Don't know..Examiner: U fail.. Wat is ur name ?Sardar: See my leg and tell my name !!!
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Sardar calls Englishman 4 lunch.Curd was served. Englishman asks, " what is this ?Sardar didn't know English.He explains " Milk sleeping in night, morning becoming tight.. "
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Sardar: I think that girl is deafman: Why ?Sardar: I told tat i love her, but she told tat her chappals are new ..!!!
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A sardar was watching STAR MOVIES..Suddenly get up and searched the whole house. Finally sat down scratching his head.Wife asked, " Wat happened..?"sardar replied, " oye, there is a secret camera in our home, else how will the tv guy say correctly tat ' u r watchin STAR MOVIES'"..
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Finally sardars bcom brilliant..read on..A sardar & an american met on a plane & had a bet tat if sardar fails to ans his questions he must give 5$ & if d american fails he hav 2 giv 500$American: Wats d diff btwn earth & moon..?Sardar silently gives 5$.Sardar: Which is the animal wit 3 legs, goes 2 d mountain and returns wit 4 legs..?the american searches for 2 hrs in his laptop & gave 500$ n asks wats d ans ?sardar silently gave 5$..!
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2 Sardar brothers appeared 4 exam.1st writes fathers name as Daljit Singh2nd writes fathers name as Manjit singh.Teacher- wats this ?Sardars- otherwise u'll say v copied..!!!
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Sardar's dad died & he was crying. After 2 min sardar cries louder.Frnd: Wat happened now ?Sardar: my sister just called me. her dad also died...
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Frog: Sardars r foolSardar: V r not foolsFrog: Its waste of time 2 talk 2 u & jumps into water.Sardar: Why u r suiciding 4 this silly matter..?
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Exams SMS

Normal heart beat
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Wen exams r goin on
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Wen results r announced
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Darling
i need 2 meet u...
can i come 2day ?
Or shall i come tomoro ?
OK.. if u r busy..
I'm ready 2 wait..
urs luvingly
EXAM RESULTS !!!
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Gud Night SMS

Gud night my very special friend, I pray u lay in rest,and may tomoro bring u,much love n happiness,do not think of me,I'm in ur eyes..Sweet drmz.
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Lets play a game..
its very interesting
Ready...?

3
2
1
Start..

Wat start..?
Rascal, wats the time now..Go 2 bed.. Gud n8..
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Open d window & see d moonlight...
i know u feel sleepy, good bye & gud n8.
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Hi moon dim ur light..
Hello wind blow soft
Hello earth spin gently
Bcos my frnd is going 2 sleep..
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LOVE SMSes

U can liv witout d person who says "U R MINE ".But u can NEVER liv witout sum1 who says " I AM URS".May u always blessed wit such person in ur life..:-)
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As best as u r 2 me, as best no one can ever b, i know life is too hard to choose but u r the one i never want 2 lose.
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luving 100 wrong persons may not affect ur life.but hating onr RIGHT PERSON wil leave u a broken heart throughout ur life.
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The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others, how much they love them while they're alive.
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For everyone there is a certain sum1 who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad 2 say tat mine ONE is YOU, my sweety.. n i just LOve u LOts my LUv.
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It was a day wen i saw no chance of being happy but wen u came into my life my heart is shining again.
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B close wit sum1 who makes u happy. But b much closer wit sum1 who can't be happy witout u..! Feel d difference.
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A life wit love will hav some thorns but a life witout luv will hav no roses. Love & b loved.
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I'll walk wit u 1ly under 1 condition tat u hav 2 promise me not 2 open ur wings bcoz i don't want otherz 2 knowtat i'm walkin wit an ANGEL.
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In luv apologising doesn't mean tat you're wrong & d other is right. It 1ly means tat u value d relationship much more than ur ego.
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Only few loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in ur smile and some more truths in ur tears.
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The pain is not on the day of missing ur dear ones.. The pain is really wen v live each day witout them & with their presence in our mind.
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A small superb quote," I nothing lasts 4ever...Can i b ur nothing ?"
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If u hav reasons 4 liking sum1. Then u r using ur mind. But if u lyk sum1 4 no reason. Then u r using ur heart.
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Inbox is emptyOutbox is emptyDraft is emptybut..
U & UR memories r overloaded in my HEART BOX.
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I've a pair of eyes but can't see u everyday !I've a pair of ear but cant hear ur voice everyday !But i've only one heart tat remembers u every second..
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Care & affection is not a business wher u give wen u get.. it is a beautiful feeling 4 sum1 wher u luv 2 giv even if u don't get..
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Troublin and torturin r gift frm d luvd 1. v think abt d trouble dey giv.But v don know tat v r goin 2 miss dem in d furture.
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D MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN LIFE:Wen sum1 vry spcl hurts u so deeply, causes tears in ur eyes n ask," Wat happend ?" bt u just reply ," Nothing "
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world's most beautiful sentence:"..But, I like u "World's most painful sentence:" I like u, but.."Words r same, but where they r placed matters a lot.
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Don't fall in luv wit sum1 u can liv with..
fall in luv wit sum1 u can't liv witout..
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RIDDLES SMSes

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?
A poor alibi or excuse.
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There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Place the apple on one person's head.
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What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? Charcoal.
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I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?
Sadly, I am a cigar.
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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I? I am a shadow.
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What can be heard and caught but never seen?
A Remark.
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Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?
Cheese
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This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A Waterfall.
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No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence
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A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.
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We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
Vowels
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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place.
You are second!
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If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
If you answered that you are second to last then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses. How should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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Q . How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
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Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
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Friendship SMS

Friendship is never established as an understood relation.It is a miracle that requires constant proofs.It is an exercise of the purest imagination and of the rarest faith.
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Treat ur frndz as u do ur pictures and place them in their best light.
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
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Sometimes our light goes out but it is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanx 2 those who hav rehindled this light.
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A frnd is sum1 who believes in u even wen u've ceased to believe in urself.
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It's funny how sum1 can come in and out of ur life so quickly, yet leave footprints and memories in ur heart 4ever.
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Frndz r those rare people who ask how we are and then wait 2 hear d answer.
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If, instead of a gem, or even a flower, we shud cast d gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that wud be giving as d angels give.
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Best frndz never tell each other they r best frnds, they just know.
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If I cud giv u one gift, my frnd, I'd giv u d gift 2 see urself as otherz see u, so u cud see how special u really are...
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There's no tree witout a bend, there's no life witout a frnd- like u.
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A true frnd is one who knows all abt u and loves u just as u are. And tat my frnd, is u !
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Ther is no time quite as special as d time we spend together. U make everyday special 4 me just being my frnd.
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A frnd is sum1 who reaches 4 ur hand and touches ur heart. And tat is wat u do 4 me my frnd !
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My frnd, u r often in my thoughts....
.... and always in my heart.
4ever and always,
Ur frnd.
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I always feel so gud after spendin time wit u !
It's one of the many reasons why I call u my frnd !
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Anatomy of a frnd:
Shoulders 2 cry onEars 4 listeninArms 4 hugginHands 4 lendin& a big heart just lyk urs !!!
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Friendz- Threads of gold in the quilt of life.
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U know ? why the JULY & AUGUST r havin 31 days continuously ?
All month's name came frm GREEK's emperors.
Julius and Augastius both r lovable and very close frnds.
so Julius(july) gave same equal importance 2 his frnd Augastius(August)
So both r 31 days.. Frndship s great..
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1 day my brain asked me " why r u sendin msg 2 tat who is not msging u ? ". But my heart said 2 brain tat " u need msgs but i need my frndship"
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Open ur door wen u r alone.
Open ur heart wen u feel sad.
But do not open ur hand wen u need frnd.
Bcoz
I'm already holding ur hand 4ever.
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Friendship is not a degree to start & finish within 3 or 4 years... It is a lifetime course, not just 2 study but also 2 feel, live & love..
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Some ppl hav nice EYES some ppl hav nice SMILES others hav a nice FACESbut my frnd u r lucky I hav all of them wit a nice HEART.
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One day things gradually change in life frm classroom 2 office, books 2 files, jeans 2 formal, pocketmoney 2 salary, frnd 2 colleague, shabby hair style 2 neatly combed hair , style bikes 2 luxury cars but u and me let it be as same as frnds 4ever..!
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Entry of new persons may change ur lifestyle and make u happy, but those persons will nvr b placed in d place of some missed ones.
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I heard sum1 whisper ur name but when i turned around to see who it was i notice i was alone then i realize it was my heart telling me I MISS U.
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Sea is happy wit water,

Tree is happy with leaves,

Sky is happy with stars,

My life is happy wit ur frndship...!
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Wen u hate somebody, u'll never find a good character in them even if they are good... But wen u like sum1, u'll find everythingsweet them.
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My frndship is like sugarcane...U crush it,twist it,squeez it,beat it to a pulp,still all you'll get is ********* SWEETNESS ***********
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The sweetness of chocalate remains in tongue for some minutes but the sweetness of person like me remains in heart 4ever and ever.
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Love is beautiful bcoz its a controlled by the heart.But, frndship is very beautiful bcoz it is feeling that controls hearts.. Its true..
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However high the sky may be,However wide the river may be,However strong the wind may be,Just remember we are frnds 4ever.
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keep the lamp of frndship burnin wit oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in d east & sets in d west but frndship rises in the heart & sets after death.
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I decided 2 send u the most lovely, cutest n sweetest gift in d world, but d postman shouted at me, "Come out of d POSTBOX"
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Sound becomes music,movement becomes dance,smile becomes laughter,mind becomes meditation &life becomes celebration wen frndz keep in touch..
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Beautiful saying:Don't make frnds b4 understanding &Don't break frndship after misunderstanding.
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The best feeling in d world is wen u think tat ur frnd forgot u & suddenly u receive a msg from ur frnd sayin " I'm missing u "
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Ur heart is a beautiful garden and my frndship is a small rose in ur garden. Please don't pluck tat rose for any reason. Let me b ur lovely frnd.
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""""!'''''''""""!'''''''""""!'''''''0 1 2 3 No scale can measure our frndship.Bcoz it has a start, but has no end..
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Making million frnds is not a miracle,the miracle is to make frnd who will stand by u wen millions r against u..
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Good relations doesn't need any promises , any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people.. One cool like me, one sweet like u.
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Nobody understands d reason y i met u in d life's journey. V r not related by blood. But v know tat, we're together 2 b wonderful frnds by heart..
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frndz r lyk STREET-LIGHTS along d road..They don'y make d DISTANCE any shorter..But they LIGHT up d path n make d walk worthwhile..
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Frendz r lyk SEA. Each frnd is a fish. u're my golden fish. I'll keep u safe. If u try 2 go away from me, I'll fry u..Mind it..!
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A lovin memory of a frnd lyk u can never b replaced..Deep in my heart u'll always stay freshly remembered. Everyday till my life ends !
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Some frnds 4get,Some keep silent,Some just change,But i'm not 1 of them...i'm with u just 4 two moments..NOW & ALWAYS...!
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i luv ubut I'm not ur lover.
i care u.buti'm not ur mother.
I strict ubutI'm not ur father.
I help ubuti'm not ur brother.
i ready 2 share ur painbuti'm not ur relation
I'll do all this 2 ujust bcozI'm ur friend.
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Frndship is not a language of heart...!Not written on paper..!Not given by pledge..!its a promise renewed everytime ...Lets be in touch 4ever.
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To love without condition,To talk without intentionTo give without reason,To care without expectation,Is the art of true relation called FRIEND.
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May b i'm not d imp person in ur lyf. But i jst hope tat 1 day wen u hear my name u wud jst smile n say i had frnd in dis name...!!!
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Lyf is pretty much predictable.I may not live long enough butI wont miss out to let u knowtat lyf is worth living wit sum1lyk u around.
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Those who make u smile: thank them..
Those who make u cry: tolerate them...
But those who make u smilewith tears in eyes; care them 4 life long.
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The greates punishment in d world which is unbearable is... just keeping silence..Coz d person who lived in ur words can never live without ur silence.
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TAMIL SMS

Naatkal nammai kadanthu sendrallum...
Ninaivugal nammai vittu pirindhu selvadhu illai...
Endrum un ninaivugaludan !!!

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Anbu endra solluku 1000 arthangal undu..
aanal..



DUBAKOOR endra solluku neenga mattumae..

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Ulagithil miga mosamaana visayam
" Unnaal oruvar kaneer sindhuvadhu"
Nalla visayam
" Unakaga oruvar kaneer sindhuvadhu"

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Avalai naan nesikkavillai..
Suvaasikiren !
Vazhtu solla aval en vazhkayil vanthaval alla!
Vazhkayai thanthaval !
Tats MOTHER

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Kadhalukku kannillai enbathellam POI..
Aval kannukul kadhal illai enbathuthan UNMAI..

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Siragugal illatha paravaiyin vaazhkaiyum natpu illatha manithanin vaazhkaiyum artham illatha vaazhkai.

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Santhoshathil kai kuluka maranthalum sogathil kan thudaika varum karangal than NANBARGAL.

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Hello, sinam konda singathoda msg'a inboxla vidalina adhu cella sedhachudum.., paravaillaya...

Ivalavu veerapa pesuravan call pannalinu pakkaringala...
Tower strong but balance weak..

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kadhalum natpum iru kavidhaigal..

Anbaana natpai nesikiren.
Nesikum natpai kaadhalikiren..

natpu ur meedhu..
kaadhal un natpin meedhu..!

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College kavidhai:
Santhikkum podhu sinthikkivillai,
Pirivom yendra yennamum illai,
Ipodhu sinthikiren,
Yeppodhu santhipom endru..

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Nice kavidhai:
Enaku pidikadha onrai ninaika theriyathu...!
Piditha unnai maraka theriyathu...
My dear frnd..

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Meendum oru jenmam irupadhu nijamanaal..! Nee mattum enakku podhum..! Uravaga alla..! uyirai tharum natpaga..!

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Sivapu manithanukku nizhal sivaputhan
karupu manithanikku rattham sivaputhan..
vannangalil illai vazhkai
manitha ennangalil ullathu..

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Ice cream saapida kooda bayama irukku

yen?

En idhayathil irukum unaku kulirumae yendru dhan..!

By
ice cream vaanga kaasu illamaal ice vaikum sangam

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Haikoo:

Yeppadi sirithaalum thotru pogiren !!
Yethavadhu oru kuzhanthaiyidam...!

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Rajadhi raja
raja kambeera
raja marthanda
raja kulothunga
vetaya raja
SMS
anupurar
anupurar
anupurar

laka..laka...laka...

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Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum 1 vaathu muttai yum irukku, idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?
Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!

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Boomi sutrugirathu; fan sutrugirathu; sakaram sutrugirathu; appothellam ketkaadhavargal oruvan oor sutrinal mattum yen ketkirargal !!By aduthavana parthu poramai padum sangam.

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Stu: sir, enna idhu..
Sir: Question paper.
Stu: sir, idhu enna
Sir: Answer paper
Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!

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Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum...
Endrume azhagu thaan..

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Milk packetla milk irukkum
Water packetla water irukkum
oil packetla oil irukkum
But shirt packetla SHIRT irukkumaa ?

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Mazhai peiyyum podhum unnai ninaikiren..
Veyyil adikkum podhum unnai ninaikiren..


Plz last time en veetuku vandah podhu eduthutu pona
'KUDAI'ya koduthudu.

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Natpodu nadai podum naatkalai vida
Adhan ninaivodu nadai podum naatkal sugamanathu
4ever frndship.

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mandhiri: manna ! porukku tthyaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.
Pulikesi: 'SMS sending failed' endru thirupi anupividu.

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Fail endru solli ore vagupil vaithu nammai asingapaduthiya schoolai maranduvidu !
nammai ARREAR endru gavuravapaduthi next year anupum college vazhga !

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Maranam endral naan bayanthu vidugiren.. naan iranthu viduven enbatharkaga alla... unnai pirindhu viduven enbhadharkaga thaan !!

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Vettriyai thedi alaintha podhu" Veen muyarchi endravargal"
Vettri kidaithadhum "vida-muyarchi" endrargal..Idhudhan ulagam..

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Nee sirithupaar un mugam unakku pidikum...
Matravargalai sirikka vaithu paar,
Un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum..

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Udhirum malarukku oru naal thaan maranam piriyum natpukku thinam thinam maranam-- uravugalai nesipom--natpai swasipom..

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Patient: Doctor enakku tharkolai pannikittu saagalan pola irukku..
Doctor: Romba thappu, appuram naanga edhukku irukkom !!

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Ennai maraka vendum endru nee ninaikum ovvoru nimidamum
ennaithaan ninaikiraai enbathai maranthu vidathey !!

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Pazhamozhi:
Ovvoru aanin vetrikku pinnalum oru pen undu !



Adhu ink pennagavo,
gel pennagavo,
Ball point pennagavo
irukkalaam..
Idhu pudhumozhi..

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Poovukkul honey
Nellukul arisi
kadalukul muthu
mannukul vairam


un manathai thottu sollu
un mandaiyil kaliman thaane !!!

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Nilavukkum oru naal vidumurai undu..

Aanaal un nanaivukku endrum vidumurai illai..

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Nijathai polave nizhalum sugamanathu, unnai polave in ninaivugalum sugamanathu, nee arugil illai endraalum un ninaivugal ennidam endrum irukkum.

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Sathiyam enbathu





















Chennai mount roadla irukara A/C theatre.

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Aangalai vida pengal yeppodum alagu thaan..
Yenendraal...




Unmaiyai vida, Poi yeppothum alagaga thaan irukkum.

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Mokkai:
Which is d only dancing animal ?


think

think


yosinga


theriyalaya


AADU

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Adi pennae kuppaithottium ennai kadhalitthu irukkum nee kizhithu potta en kadhal kavithaigal athu padithu irunthaal...

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Uthirnthu vidum ene therinthum malaraamal iruppathillai.
Athu pola pirinthu viduvom ena therinthum natppugal thodaramaal irupathillai.

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Nanbargal pirivathillai...
Pirivatharku avargal uravugal alla,
UNARVUGAL..


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Nee anupura SMS enaku remba piduchirukku,


Athanala unakku oru chinna gift..


Rs.__________/-


this is blank cheque,


U can fill d amount as u want 2 collect from


DUBAI BANK,
No-6,VIVEKANANDAR THERU,
DUBAI KURUKU SANTHU,
DUBAI MAIN ROAD,
DUBAI BUS STAND,
DUBAI.

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Nethu oru kalyanathukku ponen. Jodinna appadi oru jodiye naan lifela paarthathe illa. Appadi oru azhagu ! Apparam enna..
Kaalula mattikittu vanthutten..!!!

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Unga manam nogum podhu siringa.

Pirar manam nogum podhu sirikka vainga

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Molachu 1,2,3 ela vidala
4 appu apunaa
5 veral pathinjirum
6 kitta pesura
7 1/2 naatu sani unakku
Nee 8 adi paanja
naan 9 adi paaivan
10rama iru.

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PUNCH:
kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.

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Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!

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Ramu: namma maths masterukku arivae illada.
Somu: Yen ?
ramu: avaroda 4 vayathu ponnuku ANJUnu per vechirukkar..!!!

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Un kanngal oru thinngal
un kaadhu oru sevvai
un kannam oru budhan
un mooku oru vyalan
un udhadu oru velli
mothathil nee oru SANI.

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arasan: enna arumaiyaana paatu.. yen ithai remix seiyyavillai
thondan: summa irunga manna, ithu namma desiya geetham...!

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Man-1:Unga oorla engavayathu thanga veedu kidaikuma ?
Man-2: Ayyo enga oorla maadi veedu iruku, kudisai veedu iruku aana "THANGA" veedu illainga..!

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Oru paper 2 mins erinja saambal ayidum.


Oru kattai 10 mins erinja saambal ayidum


oru maram 2 hrs erinja saambal ayidum



aana



oru bulb evalavu neram erinjalum saambal aagathu..

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Whisky-kkum
Poison-kkum

enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.
Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.

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Kannukum kaneerukkum vithiyaasam undu...?
kaaranam..

Kannukku ulagam theriyum..
Kanneerukku ullam theriyum..

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Un veetu vaasalil oru maramaaga kathiruken..
Dhinamum oru muraiyavathu en meethu sainthu vittu po..
En natpu un meedhu pookalaaga malarum..

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Dad: unakku thambi paapa venuma, illa thangachi paapa venuma ?
son: unga thangachiyoda paapa thaan venum daddy..

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Kedachirichu !


Kedachirichu !


Kedachirichu !


Kedachirichu !


naan anupura SMSa padikka oru LOOSU Kedachirichu !

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Un natpenum siraiyil sikki konden..
Thavarugal seythaal thandithividu

aanal ...


viduthalai mattum seithuvidathey....!!!

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HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu...?
STUD: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan," NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL" nu sonnar.

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Udambai nalla parthuko
Velai velaikku saapidu..

Sariya thoongu
nee romba varusam vaazhanum.

Nethu BBC la sonnanga GORILLA ellam alinchittu varuthaam..

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Naan yen unnai ninaikiren ?

naan yen unkita pesuren ?

Naan yen unaku sms anupuren ?

athai yen nee padikiraai.. Bcoz,


namma rendu perukume vera velai illa...

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Penn veetaar:
mapla enna panrar ?

Broker: Avar ninna rail odum, rail ninna avar oduvar ?

Ayyo... avlo busya..?

Broker: mm !
Stationla sundal vikkirar..

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Arivaalikku oru question:





athan arivaalikkunu solromla apparam enna lottu lottu nu amukkittu ?

poi velaya paarunga ..

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Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa?





Vera yaaru..
Namma SURIYAN thaan..
Nethu mattum 103 degree..

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Manithanin kanneeruku kaaranam kadhalum, natpum mattum alla..









Vengayamum dhaan...

Cool..

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Income tax officer:
Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguraanga ?

Sardar: Sonnaa evlo tharuveenga ?

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1008 velai irundhaalum ungalukku chinnadha oru sms anupuvathil ulla thirupthi irukke.. ada..ada.. adha msgla sonna puriyathu Rs.121 top up enaku pannunga vevarama solren.

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vanakkam !!
Ungal frndship in validity kurainthu konde pogirathu thayavadhu seithu oro sms anuppi recharge seithu kollavum.

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Indraya
(A)lachiyam
Naalaya
(E)maatram
Read it twice.. it has two meanings..

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Anbarndha nenjangale !
Nanbargale !
Tholargale !
Matrum en uyirinum melana en SMS ku wait pannum
rasiga perumakkale !
Anaivarukkum en iniya
KAALAI VANAKKAM.

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Oru cat irukku,

athukku oru platela fish iruku,

innoru platela milk irukku,

catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?


Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum...


Ayyo.. Ayyo..

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Enakku oru help panraya ?



Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu
PLZ..


Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA romba nallatham..
ok va..

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LKG ROWDISM:
Stud 1: mapla... cigarette pudicha cancer varumnu solraaru unmaiya ?
Stud 2: Theriyala machan...naan pudicha pogai thaan varuthu...

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po ambu po enaku msg anupadhavanga heartla poi kuthu




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yen thirumbi vandhuta ?



Sorry Boss avanga heartla neenga irukkeenga..

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Girl's mother: En ponnukku glamourae varathunu sonneengalamae teacher ?
Teacher: Naasama pochu... Grammarae varaleenu thaan sonnen..!!

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Vaazhkayila kashtam padumpothu athai samaalikka yeppavum
BEER ADY..

Sorry.. Sorry..
BE READY... ok..

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