Police: Stop.. Stop... Ur bike's headlight is not working !Santa: Move... Move... Brake is also not working...!!!
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Santa: Dr. said he wud hav me on my feet in 2 weeks.Banta: And did he succeed ?Santa: Yes, i had to sell my car to pay his bills !!!
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Sardar got a problem in his computer !Its showing a msg in d screen tat.." Error ! No keyboard found ! Press F1 for help "
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Two sardars went 2 loot a bank witout guns.. Still they looted..HOW..?Bank manager is also sardar. He told " No problem, I trust u .. U can show d gun tomoro.."
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Sir: Those who want 2 go 2 heaven, hands up !All but santa do so.Sir: Santa, don't u want 2 go ?Santa: My mom told me 2 come straight home.
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Sardar attended bio practical exam.Examiner: Tell d bird name by seeing leg.Sardar: Don't know..Examiner: U fail.. Wat is ur name ?Sardar: See my leg and tell my name !!!
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Sardar calls Englishman 4 lunch.Curd was served. Englishman asks, " what is this ?Sardar didn't know English.He explains " Milk sleeping in night, morning becoming tight.. "
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Sardar: I think that girl is deafman: Why ?Sardar: I told tat i love her, but she told tat her chappals are new ..!!!
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A sardar was watching STAR MOVIES..Suddenly get up and searched the whole house. Finally sat down scratching his head.Wife asked, " Wat happened..?"sardar replied, " oye, there is a secret camera in our home, else how will the tv guy say correctly tat ' u r watchin STAR MOVIES'"..
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Finally sardars bcom brilliant..read on..A sardar & an american met on a plane & had a bet tat if sardar fails to ans his questions he must give 5$ & if d american fails he hav 2 giv 500$American: Wats d diff btwn earth & moon..?Sardar silently gives 5$.Sardar: Which is the animal wit 3 legs, goes 2 d mountain and returns wit 4 legs..?the american searches for 2 hrs in his laptop & gave 500$ n asks wats d ans ?sardar silently gave 5$..!
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2 Sardar brothers appeared 4 exam.1st writes fathers name as Daljit Singh2nd writes fathers name as Manjit singh.Teacher- wats this ?Sardars- otherwise u'll say v copied..!!!
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Sardar's dad died & he was crying. After 2 min sardar cries louder.Frnd: Wat happened now ?Sardar: my sister just called me. her dad also died...
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Frog: Sardars r foolSardar: V r not foolsFrog: Its waste of time 2 talk 2 u & jumps into water.Sardar: Why u r suiciding 4 this silly matter..?
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