TAMIL SMS

Naatkal nammai kadanthu sendrallum...
Ninaivugal nammai vittu pirindhu selvadhu illai...
Endrum un ninaivugaludan !!!

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Anbu endra solluku 1000 arthangal undu..
aanal..



DUBAKOOR endra solluku neenga mattumae..

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Ulagithil miga mosamaana visayam
" Unnaal oruvar kaneer sindhuvadhu"
Nalla visayam
" Unakaga oruvar kaneer sindhuvadhu"

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Avalai naan nesikkavillai..
Suvaasikiren !
Vazhtu solla aval en vazhkayil vanthaval alla!
Vazhkayai thanthaval !
Tats MOTHER

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Kadhalukku kannillai enbathellam POI..
Aval kannukul kadhal illai enbathuthan UNMAI..

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Siragugal illatha paravaiyin vaazhkaiyum natpu illatha manithanin vaazhkaiyum artham illatha vaazhkai.

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Santhoshathil kai kuluka maranthalum sogathil kan thudaika varum karangal than NANBARGAL.

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Hello, sinam konda singathoda msg'a inboxla vidalina adhu cella sedhachudum.., paravaillaya...

Ivalavu veerapa pesuravan call pannalinu pakkaringala...
Tower strong but balance weak..

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kadhalum natpum iru kavidhaigal..

Anbaana natpai nesikiren.
Nesikum natpai kaadhalikiren..

natpu ur meedhu..
kaadhal un natpin meedhu..!

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College kavidhai:
Santhikkum podhu sinthikkivillai,
Pirivom yendra yennamum illai,
Ipodhu sinthikiren,
Yeppodhu santhipom endru..

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Nice kavidhai:
Enaku pidikadha onrai ninaika theriyathu...!
Piditha unnai maraka theriyathu...
My dear frnd..

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Meendum oru jenmam irupadhu nijamanaal..! Nee mattum enakku podhum..! Uravaga alla..! uyirai tharum natpaga..!

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Sivapu manithanukku nizhal sivaputhan
karupu manithanikku rattham sivaputhan..
vannangalil illai vazhkai
manitha ennangalil ullathu..

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Ice cream saapida kooda bayama irukku

yen?

En idhayathil irukum unaku kulirumae yendru dhan..!

By
ice cream vaanga kaasu illamaal ice vaikum sangam

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Haikoo:

Yeppadi sirithaalum thotru pogiren !!
Yethavadhu oru kuzhanthaiyidam...!

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Rajadhi raja
raja kambeera
raja marthanda
raja kulothunga
vetaya raja
SMS
anupurar
anupurar
anupurar

laka..laka...laka...

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Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum 1 vaathu muttai yum irukku, idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?
Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!

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Boomi sutrugirathu; fan sutrugirathu; sakaram sutrugirathu; appothellam ketkaadhavargal oruvan oor sutrinal mattum yen ketkirargal !!By aduthavana parthu poramai padum sangam.

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Stu: sir, enna idhu..
Sir: Question paper.
Stu: sir, idhu enna
Sir: Answer paper
Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!

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Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum...
Endrume azhagu thaan..

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Milk packetla milk irukkum
Water packetla water irukkum
oil packetla oil irukkum
But shirt packetla SHIRT irukkumaa ?

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Mazhai peiyyum podhum unnai ninaikiren..
Veyyil adikkum podhum unnai ninaikiren..


Plz last time en veetuku vandah podhu eduthutu pona
'KUDAI'ya koduthudu.

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Natpodu nadai podum naatkalai vida
Adhan ninaivodu nadai podum naatkal sugamanathu
4ever frndship.

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mandhiri: manna ! porukku tthyaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.
Pulikesi: 'SMS sending failed' endru thirupi anupividu.

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Fail endru solli ore vagupil vaithu nammai asingapaduthiya schoolai maranduvidu !
nammai ARREAR endru gavuravapaduthi next year anupum college vazhga !

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Maranam endral naan bayanthu vidugiren.. naan iranthu viduven enbatharkaga alla... unnai pirindhu viduven enbhadharkaga thaan !!

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Vettriyai thedi alaintha podhu" Veen muyarchi endravargal"
Vettri kidaithadhum "vida-muyarchi" endrargal..Idhudhan ulagam..

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Nee sirithupaar un mugam unakku pidikum...
Matravargalai sirikka vaithu paar,
Un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum..

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Udhirum malarukku oru naal thaan maranam piriyum natpukku thinam thinam maranam-- uravugalai nesipom--natpai swasipom..

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Patient: Doctor enakku tharkolai pannikittu saagalan pola irukku..
Doctor: Romba thappu, appuram naanga edhukku irukkom !!

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Ennai maraka vendum endru nee ninaikum ovvoru nimidamum
ennaithaan ninaikiraai enbathai maranthu vidathey !!

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Pazhamozhi:
Ovvoru aanin vetrikku pinnalum oru pen undu !



Adhu ink pennagavo,
gel pennagavo,
Ball point pennagavo
irukkalaam..
Idhu pudhumozhi..

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Poovukkul honey
Nellukul arisi
kadalukul muthu
mannukul vairam


un manathai thottu sollu
un mandaiyil kaliman thaane !!!

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Nilavukkum oru naal vidumurai undu..

Aanaal un nanaivukku endrum vidumurai illai..

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Nijathai polave nizhalum sugamanathu, unnai polave in ninaivugalum sugamanathu, nee arugil illai endraalum un ninaivugal ennidam endrum irukkum.

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Sathiyam enbathu





















Chennai mount roadla irukara A/C theatre.

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Aangalai vida pengal yeppodum alagu thaan..
Yenendraal...




Unmaiyai vida, Poi yeppothum alagaga thaan irukkum.

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Mokkai:
Which is d only dancing animal ?


think

think


yosinga


theriyalaya


AADU

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Adi pennae kuppaithottium ennai kadhalitthu irukkum nee kizhithu potta en kadhal kavithaigal athu padithu irunthaal...

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Uthirnthu vidum ene therinthum malaraamal iruppathillai.
Athu pola pirinthu viduvom ena therinthum natppugal thodaramaal irupathillai.

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Nanbargal pirivathillai...
Pirivatharku avargal uravugal alla,
UNARVUGAL..


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Nee anupura SMS enaku remba piduchirukku,


Athanala unakku oru chinna gift..


Rs.__________/-


this is blank cheque,


U can fill d amount as u want 2 collect from


DUBAI BANK,
No-6,VIVEKANANDAR THERU,
DUBAI KURUKU SANTHU,
DUBAI MAIN ROAD,
DUBAI BUS STAND,
DUBAI.

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Nethu oru kalyanathukku ponen. Jodinna appadi oru jodiye naan lifela paarthathe illa. Appadi oru azhagu ! Apparam enna..
Kaalula mattikittu vanthutten..!!!

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Unga manam nogum podhu siringa.

Pirar manam nogum podhu sirikka vainga

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Molachu 1,2,3 ela vidala
4 appu apunaa
5 veral pathinjirum
6 kitta pesura
7 1/2 naatu sani unakku
Nee 8 adi paanja
naan 9 adi paaivan
10rama iru.

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PUNCH:
kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.

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Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!

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Ramu: namma maths masterukku arivae illada.
Somu: Yen ?
ramu: avaroda 4 vayathu ponnuku ANJUnu per vechirukkar..!!!

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Un kanngal oru thinngal
un kaadhu oru sevvai
un kannam oru budhan
un mooku oru vyalan
un udhadu oru velli
mothathil nee oru SANI.

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arasan: enna arumaiyaana paatu.. yen ithai remix seiyyavillai
thondan: summa irunga manna, ithu namma desiya geetham...!

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Man-1:Unga oorla engavayathu thanga veedu kidaikuma ?
Man-2: Ayyo enga oorla maadi veedu iruku, kudisai veedu iruku aana "THANGA" veedu illainga..!

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Oru paper 2 mins erinja saambal ayidum.


Oru kattai 10 mins erinja saambal ayidum


oru maram 2 hrs erinja saambal ayidum



aana



oru bulb evalavu neram erinjalum saambal aagathu..

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Whisky-kkum
Poison-kkum

enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.
Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.

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Kannukum kaneerukkum vithiyaasam undu...?
kaaranam..

Kannukku ulagam theriyum..
Kanneerukku ullam theriyum..

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Un veetu vaasalil oru maramaaga kathiruken..
Dhinamum oru muraiyavathu en meethu sainthu vittu po..
En natpu un meedhu pookalaaga malarum..

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Dad: unakku thambi paapa venuma, illa thangachi paapa venuma ?
son: unga thangachiyoda paapa thaan venum daddy..

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Kedachirichu !


Kedachirichu !


Kedachirichu !


Kedachirichu !


naan anupura SMSa padikka oru LOOSU Kedachirichu !

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Un natpenum siraiyil sikki konden..
Thavarugal seythaal thandithividu

aanal ...


viduthalai mattum seithuvidathey....!!!

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HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu...?
STUD: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan," NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL" nu sonnar.

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Udambai nalla parthuko
Velai velaikku saapidu..

Sariya thoongu
nee romba varusam vaazhanum.

Nethu BBC la sonnanga GORILLA ellam alinchittu varuthaam..

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Naan yen unnai ninaikiren ?

naan yen unkita pesuren ?

Naan yen unaku sms anupuren ?

athai yen nee padikiraai.. Bcoz,


namma rendu perukume vera velai illa...

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Penn veetaar:
mapla enna panrar ?

Broker: Avar ninna rail odum, rail ninna avar oduvar ?

Ayyo... avlo busya..?

Broker: mm !
Stationla sundal vikkirar..

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Arivaalikku oru question:





athan arivaalikkunu solromla apparam enna lottu lottu nu amukkittu ?

poi velaya paarunga ..

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Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa?





Vera yaaru..
Namma SURIYAN thaan..
Nethu mattum 103 degree..

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Manithanin kanneeruku kaaranam kadhalum, natpum mattum alla..









Vengayamum dhaan...

Cool..

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Income tax officer:
Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguraanga ?

Sardar: Sonnaa evlo tharuveenga ?

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1008 velai irundhaalum ungalukku chinnadha oru sms anupuvathil ulla thirupthi irukke.. ada..ada.. adha msgla sonna puriyathu Rs.121 top up enaku pannunga vevarama solren.

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vanakkam !!
Ungal frndship in validity kurainthu konde pogirathu thayavadhu seithu oro sms anuppi recharge seithu kollavum.

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Indraya
(A)lachiyam
Naalaya
(E)maatram
Read it twice.. it has two meanings..

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Anbarndha nenjangale !
Nanbargale !
Tholargale !
Matrum en uyirinum melana en SMS ku wait pannum
rasiga perumakkale !
Anaivarukkum en iniya
KAALAI VANAKKAM.

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Oru cat irukku,

athukku oru platela fish iruku,

innoru platela milk irukku,

catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?


Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum...


Ayyo.. Ayyo..

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Enakku oru help panraya ?



Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu
PLZ..


Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA romba nallatham..
ok va..

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LKG ROWDISM:
Stud 1: mapla... cigarette pudicha cancer varumnu solraaru unmaiya ?
Stud 2: Theriyala machan...naan pudicha pogai thaan varuthu...

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po ambu po enaku msg anupadhavanga heartla poi kuthu




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yen thirumbi vandhuta ?



Sorry Boss avanga heartla neenga irukkeenga..

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Girl's mother: En ponnukku glamourae varathunu sonneengalamae teacher ?
Teacher: Naasama pochu... Grammarae varaleenu thaan sonnen..!!

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Vaazhkayila kashtam padumpothu athai samaalikka yeppavum
BEER ADY..

Sorry.. Sorry..
BE READY... ok..

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