RIDDLES SMSes

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?
A poor alibi or excuse.
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There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Place the apple on one person's head.
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What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? Charcoal.
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I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?
Sadly, I am a cigar.
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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I? I am a shadow.
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What can be heard and caught but never seen?
A Remark.
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Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?
Cheese
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This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A Waterfall.
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No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence
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A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.
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We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
Vowels
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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place.
You are second!
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If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
If you answered that you are second to last then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses. How should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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Q . How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
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Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
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